what if John McCain beat Obama?

It would be the classic episode of revenge of the republicans. If John McCain beat Obama (like if that would ever happen) there would be riots in the streets like it was chicago in the late 60's. people would argue that it was another stolen election. All the animals in the zoo will be left to run wild in america like it was jumanji. nuclear missles would detonate by itself and the world would become catostrophic. the white house would be spray painted black by the new black panther party. Osama bin laden would reveal himself to the world as the antichrist and the Pope would molest another child.